The loon from Lubbock TX

     First there's "Judge,"  Tom Head, the Lubbock County, Texas commissioner preparing us for Civil War if President Obama is re-elected:

     “He's going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N., and what is going to happen when that happens? I'm thinking the worst: Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we're talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy. Now what's going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He's going to send in U.N. troops. I don't want 'em in Lubbock County. OK? So I'm going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say, 'You're not coming in here.' And the sheriff, I've already asked him, I said, 'You gonna back me?' He said, 'Yeah, I'll back you.' "
     Then there's Gilbert Flores, the one Democrat on the Lubbock County commission, which, strangely, is called the Lubbock County Commissioner's Court. Delightfully he said of Head: "He's a six-pack short of a full case of beer, if you know what I mean."

     Yes, Gilbert, we know what you mean. He's a head case.